Geese In Flight

scifigrl47:

americancaptaincomic:

Some Stuff.

AN: Hey, greekhoop, do you remember that time we were talking about the secret shame of Angry Thoughts? Okay, good. 

Oh, God, Steve, baby….

sesamestreet:

Today Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit educational organization behind Sesame Street, announced a multi-year partnership with Teaching Strategies, the educational company that publishes The Creative Curriculum and Teaching Strategies GOLD. 

Learn more at http://sesameworkshop.org/school

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dracoleoque:

voculabulary:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not

You just went there. You can never come back from There.

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I made an Iron Man version of Goodnight Moon. (mild spoilers for IM3)

scarfofcumbersaurus:

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catgh0st:

These are my boxes now.

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"What did you teach?”
“Geography. And I was very interested in Auriental* studies. But I decided to give it up and make a living by the sword.”
“After being a teacher all your life?”
“It did mean a change of perspective, yes.”
“But…well…surely…the privation, the terrible hazards, the daily risk of death…”
Mr Saveloy brightened up. “Oh, you’ve been a teacher, have you?"

Terry Pratchett - Interesting Times

*The Ankh-Morpork name for the Counterweight Continent and its nearby islands. It means ‘place where the gold comes from’.

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